The Dunk that was Heard Around the World
Ok, let me make this clear. It PAINS me to write an article about the Clippers unless its about them losing, forfeiting, or about one of their players actin’ a fool at a local Los Angeles club. This maybe the last positive thing I write about the Clippers, let alone Blake Griffin. Ever.
So brace yourself.
What. A. Dunk.
Did Kendrick Perkins even see that one coming? Yes, we all know that Blake Griffin is a stellar player and super dunker. I know it and I hate it. I hate it like when I was in elementary school and saw the most annoying kid in class with a crowd of girls around him because his mom made the most amazing cupcakes. I hate it like a fat kid hates broccoli.
I hate it like, Damn! Wish that dude was on the Lakers.
Bynum for Griffin? Eh?
Wouldn’t solve our PG problem but sure would add more aggressiveness to the Lakers game, something that Pau Gasol and Bynum lack 70% of the time.
Blake Griffin is annoying. He’s a bugger, a nail scratcher, a pest, and a rodent scrounging around for any and all scraps on the court. This is why I hate him. I envy the Clippers because they have such a player. Griffin is the reason I can’t, for the life of me, stay sober during Lakers vs. Clippers games.
So with that ridiculous self loathing rant of jealousy.
I give you,
The Dunk that was Heard Around the World: